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My account of a not very typical but fun packed week (couple of weeks back…) Can I start from Saturday? oh go on then Saturday I went to an Retirement Show with my girlfriend, we started the day with some Tai Chi. It was so fun, we both enjoyed it very much. In the afternoon, [...]

Just as when I need a haircut. She has gone, left the saloon I normally go to. Chantelle! where are you? She has been my hairdresser for at least 6 years. I like talking to her, feels very comfortable in the chair. (A childhood nightmare of mine, getting a haircut…) Now I face with a [...]

It is very difficult for me to explain my tendency to hide away from thing. Deep down I am a very shy person and I tend to shy away from everything. Sometime I walk away and sometime I just hide. I have been like to for most of my life. At time, I do make [...]

When find and replace was first introduce to computing, it was a major breakthrough. In school, we use to have so much fun to. Using find and replace and changing SOMEONE ELSE work is a classic plank! Some simple examples for you. Find “I” and Replace with “I the Wanker” “I the Gay” “Miss (teachers name)” Find [...]

For convenience this person has two glass of water rather than one glass and get up and go to the kitchen and fill the glass up. Anrgy + Lazy + … + … + … What will I find out next about my new office colleagues? 

or is it, Hope and Stupidity You hope you don’t get ill and You don’t think before you do something. I work in an office on the first floor. There is two fire exit at both ends. They have to be opened if there are anyone in for obvious reasons. The office being in high [...]

We live in a world where Technology is ever improving. I am surpise that those people making decisions about Technology and certain the change of technology know nothing about technology. In today world, are we too worried about people needing to know, people needing to understanding. Things need to be kept simple for everyday Joe [...]

A funny story. Yoi have to watch the clips. How funny when the farmer turn round, because the bull was running at him. Can’t stop laughing. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8017391.stm

What am I on about! I am not naturally clever, but very smart. It is like a puzzle game. I utilise a number of methods (tools, etc) to support and help me to solve puzzle quickly. Obviously my key assess is my memory. I used to call myself a librarian but no longer, I am now a puzzle-solver. [...]

I did a search on the Carillion Intranet Directory. I was actually surprise that “I am the only NG in the company!” But there you go… Si